Katt Williams: Dave Chappelle Is Funnier Than Me
Yooooooo this shit gets deep
Damn damn damn …
real REAL deep
Oh.My.God. This is really scary when you think about it, and the more I think about it, the more I’m getting pissed off. You guys need to see this
don’t sleep him. he was preaching
Stop everything and watch Weird Al’s first single “Tacky” from his upcoming album, because it’s beautiful
Weird Al released a video today of the first single from his upcoming album ‘Mandatory Fun’. It’s a take on Pharrell’s “Happy”, way betterer and more wonderful than any “Happy” parody you’ve ever heard. You people keep trying and trying to be Weird Al, but god bless you, because no one can be Weird Al, no one can defeat Weird Al. Somehow his power levels keep increasing by the year— by the time he’s 150, I can’t even…
Here’s some good pot advice for all of you. (via salon)
And mangoes are goddamn tasty anyhow, so nibble one and light up.(via cognitivedissonance)
Good thing I have these around all the time. Sweet.
Sunday morning comics: Why witches ride brooms
A comic about why witches are stereotyped as riding broom:
Apparently once upon a time there was an ointment one could rub on a broom - that was most popular amongst herbalists (such as many witches) - that was a hallucinogenic. One would ride the broom for masturbating purposes and the ointment would be absorbed through the mucus membrane of the vagina and give the rider a sensation of flying.
Now you will never look at Quidditch the same way again.
NOT EVEN SATAN could have thought this up. Israelis cheering on massacres likes its a sport.
Contrary to what the media tell you this is how safe they are from ‘khamas rockets’ and this is how little regard they have for human life.
They wll not stop until they wipe Palestine off the map. The ethic cleansing of Palestine continues. Israel is targeting babies, children, women and men - no one is excluded - while the world sits by and watches.
Not so much as a squeak from Obama. Or anyone. They only care about Israeli lives.
There is no lower than this.
|—||Joshua Graham (via sunshine-and-liberty)|
One of the best mom moments in TV history. I wish more parents knew how important it is to validate their children’s feelings.
MOTHERFUCKERS WANT TO LEARN HOW TO CUT SHIT?
EVER WANTED TO LEARN HOW TO COOK FROM A WORLD-RENOWNED CHEF WHO RIVALS GORDON RAMSEY?
BUTTER MY BUTT AND CALL ME A BISCUIT, HERE IS YOUR MAN~
THIS BADASS TEACHES YOU THE BASICS - HOW TO NOT SUCK AT COOKING, HOW TO SEASON THINGS, AND GENERALLY HOW TO BE SOMEONE WHO COULD KICK THE ASS OF ANYTHING THAT NEEDS TO BE STABBED INTO SUBMISSION.
ROCK ON MY FRIENDS.
ROCK ON INTO THE ENDLESS NIGHT.
TO PUT A CHERRY ON TOP, HE ALSO TEACHES YOU HOW TO MAKE CHICKEN NUGGETS FASTER AND CHEAPER THAN STORE-BOUGHT FROZEN NUGGETS.
Anas Qandeel, 17 years old Palestinian from Gaza wrote on his Facebook two days ago,”I can not sleep, when are you going to attack my home”. Today, he was killed by an Israeli airstrike. Rest In Peace, Anas.
Free Palestine. Rest in power, Anas.
Or even a studio for those unfortunate enough to be in NYC or on Long Island