Misplaced Thoughts

ocebutt:

dooptown:

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again

YOU DO NOT NEED TO BRING YOUR GUN TO THE GROCERY STORE

how does america even function like it sounds like a video game or something. grand theft freedom.

Right now the one thing motivating me to buy a gun is my desire to protect myself from socially-conservative religious nutjobs.

cognitivedissonance:

lancrebitch:

haidybitch:

vrlotos:

lexlifts:

the-barghinator:

gracefthannah:

boys are fucking stupid

somebody put his number in a gay bar so he can be harassed by men asking him if he wants to test it out

fucking fucking hell RAGE

What gross fucking entitlement

The polite thing is to say yes? Who the fuck are these people and why are they allowed to vote…or breed?

alegbra:

a few quick reminders:

- that thing you did that was kind of embarrassing and weird, everyone else forgot about that already

- you look fine today, if you can’t notice something on your face standing 6 feet from a mirror then nobody else will either

- if something is out of your…

5th one is so important. Distraction, distraction, distraction. I can’t tell you how many times a book or netflix binge has been the difference between another day and an untimely death.

callmeoutis:

i was ready to just scroll past like “haha grammar humor” but then it was weird al and i,

rojichu:

soulofnewphyrexia:

jathis:

tamahariel:

foxghost:

the-earthbending-greywarden:

arosu-sama:

Nice test.

I got a unicorn. Mother fucking majestic

Siren.>_> You are a little bit selfish and a bit of a control freak, but dang! You are insanely attractive.
wow i sound horrible

Demon, huh.

SIREN
You have won the hearts of many, but let’s face it, you play the field a bit. You are a little bit selfish and a bit of a control freak, but dang! You are insanely attractive. The ocean is the place you love most. Everything about it is alluring. Maybe it drew you in the same way you draw others in.

UNICORN
You are a gentle spirit to those who treat you well, but you will hurt people who hurt you. You are a bit wary of people because they have hurt you so much. But when good people are around you, they always seem to feel a bit better. You are very compassionate and kind, even if you are a bit wild.

I got unicorn too!

Unicorn!

rojichu:

soulofnewphyrexia:

jathis:

tamahariel:

foxghost:

the-earthbending-greywarden:

arosu-sama:

Nice test.

I got a unicorn. Mother fucking majestic

Siren.
>_> You are a little bit selfish and a bit of a control freak, but dang! You are insanely attractive.

wow i sound horrible

Demon, huh.

SIREN

You have won the hearts of many, but let’s face it, you play the field a bit. You are a little bit selfish and a bit of a control freak, but dang! You are insanely attractive. The ocean is the place you love most. Everything about it is alluring. Maybe it drew you in the same way you draw others in.

UNICORN

You are a gentle spirit to those who treat you well, but you will hurt people who hurt you. You are a bit wary of people because they have hurt you so much. But when good people are around you, they always seem to feel a bit better. You are very compassionate and kind, even if you are a bit wild.

I got unicorn too!

Unicorn!

go look up the lynching of 18 year old Kody Ingham, found hanging from a tree in front of his white girlfriends house on July 15, 2013 (the same night as the Zimmerman verdict) in Athens, Texas. it was chalked up as a suicide and no investigation ensued, even though two hours prior he called his mother to pick him up from the site he died at. no newspaper article, just a four sentence obituary in the local papers and his family has been trying hard to make any mainstream news channel blow up the story to find the killers.

look up Frederick Jermaine Carter, 26 year old found hanging from a tree in Greenwood, Mississippi on December 3, 2011. ruled a suicide, saying while he was helping his stepfather paint a home, he wandered off, found a tree and proceeded to hang himself. the site of the lynching is ten minutes away from where Emmit Till was killed in 1955. no media coverage, family is trying desperately to get the medias’ attention through YouTube videos.

look up Roy Veal, 55 year old found hanging in Woodville, Mississippi in 2004. he originally lived in Seattle and went to his mother’s home in Woodville to help her fight for the rights to their family land against a white man, oil was found to be underneath the land. his head was covered with a pillow case and burned papers of the documented proof he had to prove his mothers’ ownership were found burned at his feet. ruled a suicide, family trying to get attention through YouTube.

look up Reynard Johnson, 17 year old found hanging from a tree on his front lawn on June 16, 2000 in Kokomo, Mississippi. ruled a suicide even though the belt around his neck was not his. authorities said since no hate group left a message by the body, there was nothing to investigate. his family members said the motive was his relationship with a white girl, he was constantly being harassed because of this. the family managed to get Jesse Jackson to talk on their behalf, but Jesse (just like Sharpton) only have imaginary powers, they are puppets of white supremacy who are only seen nationally when called upon by the white establishment, he wasn’t even able to get the murder national attention.

now this Kendrick Johnson incident in Valdosta, Georgia. look up how there are four surveillance cameras that can show him in the gym but all footage is being withheld by authorities. also there was blood found splattered on the wall of the gym that did not belong to Johnson, showing me he was able to wound one of the perpetrators.

Black people have fallen asleep in this politically correct post-Civil Rights society. Nothing has changed for you negroes, the only thing that is outlawed now is overt expressions of racism and hatred, that’s it. whereas 40 years ago, these white criminals would have come out and admitted they killed him and probably would have posed for a picture too alongside the dead body, now they have to be diplomatic about not hurting feelings. So for example when Bill O’ Reilly refers to young black men in the inner city who he really wants to call Niggers, he says instead “these kids”. don’t let the way words are put together fool you dumb mothafuckers, the hate is still burning.

In 1865, just after Emancipation, African Americans owned 0.5 percent of the total wealth of the United States. But today, a full 148 years after the abolition of slavery, Black Americans still possess only a meager 1 percent of national wealth. so why yall mod’fuckas sleeping and thinking it’s over, the only ”progress” made by blacks is the right to play sports alongside whites, eat next to them, and be their neighbor. there is not ONE black empire in this country that can transfer wealth, black businesses are branches of larger white corporations. don’t let that ”we got a black president” shit fool you

The realest comment I ever read on WorldStar  (via sweetxdookiexplumxchunky)

dynastylnoire:

nerdbause:

deznaomi:

bulletproofwithoutthevest:

imsoshive:

nzurianne:

kidxforever:

Katt Williams: Dave Chappelle Is Funnier Than Me

Yooooooo this shit gets deep

Damn damn damn …

damn …

real REAL deep

Oh.My.God. This is really scary when you think about it, and the more I think about it, the more I’m getting pissed off.  You guys need to see this

Damnnnnnnn……. 😱

don’t sleep him. he was preaching

iheartchaos:

Stop everything and watch Weird Al’s first single “Tacky” from his upcoming album, because it’s beautiful

Weird Al released a video today of the first single from his upcoming album ‘Mandatory Fun’. It’s a take on Pharrell’s “Happy”, way betterer and more wonderful than any “Happy” parody you’ve ever heard. You people keep trying and trying to be Weird Al, but god bless you, because no one can be Weird Al, no one can defeat Weird Al. Somehow his power levels keep increasing by the year— by the time he’s 150, I can’t even…

It’s not a proven scientific fact, but many pot smokers are consuming mangoes an hour before lighting up to boost their highs. According to Marijuana.com, there’s a good chance that the myrcene molecules found in mango can possibly “increase, strengthen and even lengthen” the euphoric feeling from smoking marijuana.
Here’s some good pot advice for all of you. (via salon)

And mangoes are goddamn tasty anyhow, so nibble one and light up.

(via cognitivedissonance)

Good thing I have these around all the time. Sweet.

iheartchaos:

Sunday morning comics: Why witches ride brooms

A comic about why witches are stereotyped as riding broom: 

Apparently once upon a time there was an ointment one could rub on a broom - that was most popular amongst herbalists (such as many witches) - that was a hallucinogenic. One would ride the broom for masturbating purposes and the ointment would be absorbed through the mucus membrane of the vagina and give the rider a sensation of flying.

Now you will never look at Quidditch the same way again.