Misplaced Thoughts
I find this intensely amusing

I find this intensely amusing

oh-deir:

ACTUAL MESSAGE OF (500) DAYS OF SUMMER THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY REALIZES

Roscoe lost his tennis ball. So today I gave him the “ultra-mega-huge” rawhide bone and documented the results.

I went to a dentist appointment for an hour today. While I was gone my grandma decided not only did Roscoe not have any food but he must be starving to death! So she fed him a fucking burrito! When I discovered it I screamed at her, went in my room and punched my bedframe until my knuckles started bleeding and the frame snapped, then I called my grandpa and yelled at him. Then I stomped around my room pulling my own hair and mumbling about how much hate I feel. I’m frightened by how angry I’ve been getting lately. My therapist said she wants me to do in-patient treatment for bi-polar disorder and ptsd. And I need rehab.

Edit: I’m probably going to have to take Roscoe back to the humane society. I tried to avoid it but I just don’t see any choice. It will completely break my heart.

iheartchaos:

Even with the beard…

Hot!

iheartchaos:

Even with the beard…

Hot!

Masturbating helps headaches go away.

Yeah, that’s the ticket…

This picture will always make me think of my high school girlfriend.

This picture will always make me think of my high school girlfriend.

fuckyeahfeminists:

Costco CEO Craig Jelinek supports raising the minimum wage.

Costco announced record profits today, averaging $10,000 in profit per employee compared to $7,400 at Walmart. The secret to Costco’s success is paying employees well, providing benefits, and giving them an opportunity to unionize.

So large corporations’ excuses that treating & paying workers well would damage profits are all a crock of shit.

fuckyeahfeminists:

Costco CEO Craig Jelinek supports raising the minimum wage.

Costco announced record profits today, averaging $10,000 in profit per employee compared to $7,400 at Walmart. 
The secret to Costco’s success is paying employees well, providing benefits, and giving them an opportunity to unionize.

So large corporations’ excuses that treating & paying workers well would damage profits are all a crock of shit.

onediwreckingmylife:

at monash university in melbourne the women’s department had a bake sale and cupcakes were one dollar for men and eighty cents for women and seventy cents for trans* people to represent the wage gap and heaps of guys kicked off about it being sexist and that’s how i finally understood how hypocritical and ignorant men’s rights activism is 

I just wrote a joke comparing cunnilingus to how a dog eats and drinks.

I have too much free time.